The Perfect Image for the Occasion

I just happened to have exactly the illustration on hand to match today's mood.

Not to worry, I'm not about to kill anyone. I just drank a little more than was really wise last night. To my amusement and pride, I was the only one left standing. For that acheivement, I was awarded the dubious honor of fetching water, blankets, and simple carbohydrates for my two companions.