I know. I've been neglecting you.

Terribly sorry about that. I'd effusively apologize, and explain what I've been up to, but I made a little promise to myself when I started this blog: I'm not going to be one of those purveyors of online content who spend all their updates apologizing for how late they are updating. That gets to be more of a turn-off than the actual tardiness.

So, if you'll accept my not-apology in the form of the above sexy lady, we'll get back to business.